Clueless about love, weird about sex and dumb about movies.
Read MoreHighly quotable and rather forgettable is better than most.
Read MoreSeems to think TBT means totally, bafflingly terrible.
Read MoreFew romantic comedies are as obnoxiously erratic.
Read MoreA social examination of how teams function -- while also warping coming-of-age into addiction and persistence into body horror.
Read MoreTreats sensible human behavior as a foreign language it doesn’t speak.
Read MoreIf it’s neither fun nor searing, even those iconic pointy ears might struggle to hear the point.
Read MoreCauses more discomfort, not less.
Read MoreWhether or not this is a good movie should be the new, "What color is this dress?"
Read MoreThe first time that depth eludes a filmmaker so skilled at merging entertainment with emotional weight.
Read MoreThe cinematic equivalent of waiting for your bread to toast, only to realize hours later you forgot to plug in the damn thing.
Read MoreA really good movie you can recommend to almost no one.
Read MoreHardly an enlightened examination of modern manhood.
Read MoreMore likely to furrow the brow than flutter the heart.
Read MoreTrash can be dumb, but it can’t be annoying.
Read MoreProof once again that director Steven Soderbergh is both fantastic at delivering crisp, efficient work but also that he's better when given time to find depth and surprise.
Read MoreOnce again, Clooney has delivered a movie that you will see and shrug and eventually not be entirely sure if you actually did see it when you stream it for five minutes, then doze off.
Read MoreAll chemistry, no clarity.
Read MoreA powerful exploration of brief terror converted into an open wound.
Read MorePerhaps a biopic in which an announcer utters the line, “The Warriors have barfed their way into the championship” is less about accuracy and depth than projecting something noxious as far as it possibly can.
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