Reviews

Between 2005-2016 I wrote more than 2,000 reviews for the Chicago Tribune's RedEye. Here's a good place to start.

‘Artemis Fowl’ is 200 improvements away from being a debacle

Reminiscent of everything and better than nothing, “Artemis Fowl” is like a writer was asked to create “Jupiter Ascending” for kids but make the main character Batman’s nephew or Harry Potter’s cousin or something and watch five minutes of “Lord of the Rings” and “Mission: Impossible III” while you’re typing and please have the script on my desk in like an hour, K?

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Matt Pais
You're pointless, 'The Front Runner'

“Some things may be interesting,” Hart says in his speech announcing the end to his campaign, “but that doesn’t mean they’re important.” The movie about him approaches something important and refuses to be interesting.

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Matt Pais